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  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  • We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

  • Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

  • A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

  • Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

  • Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

  • A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.